Petrol Pump Conspiracy

Petrol Pump Conspiracy

Inanimate objects often conspire against me. I will never forget my first forced use of pay-at-pump technology at an Asda just outside Stoke-on-Trent on a cold and lonely night. I've got the hang of it now, and prefer pay-at-pump to talking to a human.

Today I wasn't in the mood to fill up to the top so thought I would have one of the numbers "land on 20". I like round numbers, and I'm good at landing on them. But this time I had a problem.

This was the worst possible outcome. I can't even cope with the TV on an odd number.

Tedious about the author bit

I love music, media, news, travelling, old TV shows, heavy machinery, lists. Have a fear of boats. Humour is weak at best.

I presented radio, I write, I'll be whoever you want to be. I'm not wearing that.


Legally bland

Any similarities with real-life events or wealthy international firms is probably coincidental. No products endorsed. I'm powered by Monster Munch.


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