Petrol Pump Conspiracy
Inanimate objects often conspire against me. I will never forget my first forced use of pay-at-pump technology at an Asda just outside Stoke-on-Trent on a cold and lonely night. I've got the hang of it now, and prefer pay-at-pump to talking to a human.
Today I wasn't in the mood to fill up to the top so thought I would have one of the numbers "land on 20". I like round numbers, and I'm good at landing on them. But this time I had a problem.
This was the worst possible outcome. I can't even cope with the TV on an odd number.